Sayings funny sarcastic quotes
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
6. "I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I am pretty close."
7. "I'm not anti-social, I'm just pro-solitude."
8. "I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."
9. "I'm not sarcastic, I'm just fluent in sarcasm."
10. "I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged."
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