Sayings funny t shirts
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I put the 'pro' in procrastinate."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "I'm not a morning person, I'm not an afternoon person, I'm not an evening person. I'm a 'leave me alone' person."
5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
6. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
7. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
8. "I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look."
9. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
10. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in the way."
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1. As dry as a dead dingo's donger. - Used to describe something very dry or arid.2. Mad as a cut snake. - Refers to someone who is crazy or irrational.3. Flat out like a lizard drinking. - Describes someone who is very busy or working hard.4. She'll be right, mate. - A reassurance that ever
As slow as a snail with a limp, trying to outrun a turtle in quicksand.
1. Sweat now, shine later.2. The only bad workout is the one that didn't happen.3. Stronger than yesterday, weaker than tomorrow.4. Don't wish for it, work for it.5. Your body can stand almost anything. It's your mind you have to convince.6. Success is what comes after you stop making exc
1. It is finished. - Jesus Christ2. By His wounds, we are healed. - Isaiah 53:53. Good Friday is a day of sorrow mingled with joy. It is a time to remember the sacrifice of Jesus and the hope of resurrection. 4. The cross is the symbol of sacrifice, love, and redemption. On Good Friday, we re
1. BMW: The Ultimate Driving Machine...and the ultimate status symbol.2. BMW: Where luxury meets performance, and dreams become reality.3. Life is too short for boring cars. Choose BMW.4. Driving a BMW isn't just a choice, it's a lifestyle.5. BMW: Because ordinary is overrated.6. BMW: Tur
1. Don't mess with Texas.2. All hat, no cattle.3. Bless your heart.4. Fixin' to.5. Y'all come back now, ya hear?6. That dog won't hunt.7. Howdy, y'all.8. Git along, little dogie.9. Ain't that a hoot.10. The bigger the hair, the closer to God.
1. 50 and fabulous!2. Aged to perfection at 50!3. Golden at 50!4. Half a century never looked so good!5. 50 years young!6. Vintage 1972 - 50 years of greatness!7. Cheers to 50 years!8. 50 and still fabulous!9. 50 and thriving!10. Fifty and fabulous, just like fine wine!
1. Eh? - Used at the end of a sentence to seek agreement or confirmation.2. Sorry, eh? - Apologetic phrase often used to express politeness or to seek forgiveness.3. Double-double - Refers to a coffee with two creams and two sugars, commonly ordered at Tim Hortons.4. Toque - A knitted winter
1. Vanity is the quicksand of reason. - George Sand2. Vanity and pride are different things, though the words are often used synonymously. A person may be proud without being vain. - Jane Austen3. Vanity is so secure in the heart of man that everyone wants to be admired: even I who write this,
1. In this together, apart.2. Mask up, stay safe.3. Quarantine and chill.4. Social distancing but staying connected.5. Flatten the curve.6. Pandemic life.7. Stay home, save lives.8. We will get through this.9. Essential workers are heroes.10. The new normal.