Sayings to make him laugh
1. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
2. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
3. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
4. "I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down."
5. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
6. "I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."
7. "I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why."
8. "I told my computer I needed a break, now it won't stop sending me vacation ads."
9. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
10. "I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you!'"
Above is Sayings to make him laugh.
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1. Music is the language of the soul.2. Where words fail, music speaks.3. Music is life's soundtrack.4. Music is the universal language of mankind.5. Music is the key to unlock your emotions.6. Music is the poetry of the air.7. Music is the heartbeat of the universe.8. In music, the f
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