Scooter sayings

1. "Life is a journey, enjoy the ride on your scooter."

2. "Four wheels move the body, but two wheels move the soul."

3. "Scootin' through life with the wind in my hair."

4. "Ride like the wind on your trusty scooter."

5. "Scooter life, no regrets."

6. "Two wheels, endless adventures."

7. "Scootin' is my happy place."

8. "Life is better on two wheels."

9. "Scooter vibes only."

10. "Ride on, ride strong, ride free."

Above is Scooter sayings.

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