Sheriff sayings
1. "Justice is blind, but I'm not."
2. "I didn't choose the sheriff life, the sheriff life chose me."
3. "I'm not just a sheriff, I'm the law around here."
4. "I may wear a badge, but I don't take any bull."
5. "In this town, I'm the judge, jury, and executioner."
6. "I've got a six-shooter and a strong sense of justice."
7. "You mess with the law, you'll end up behind bars."
8. "I don't make the rules, I enforce them."
9. "I'm the sheriff, and I'm here to keep the peace."
10. "I may not be the fastest gun in the West, but I'm the most accurate."
Above is Sheriff sayings.
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