Shirts with funny sayings for guys
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not a morning person, I'm not an afternoon person, I'm barely an evening person."
4. "I put the 'pro' in procrastination."
5. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
6. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
7. "I'm not a control freak, but you're doing it wrong."
8. "I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."
9. "I'm not a doctor, but I'll take a look."
10. "I'm not a superhero, but I am super lazy."
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1. Being a single father is not a disadvantage, it's an opportunity to show the world what a strong and loving parent you can be. 2. A father may not be able to give his child everything, but he can give them his time, love, and guidance. 3. Being a single father means you have to be both the m
1. Madre, tu amor es mi mayor tesoro. (Mother, your love is my greatest treasure.)2. Gracias por ser mi roca, mi inspiración, mi todo. Te amo, mamá. (Thank you for being my rock, my inspiration, my everything. I love you, mom.)3. Madre, tu amor incondicional ilumina mi vida. ¡Feliz Día de la Ma
1. How easy is that?2. Store-bought is fine, but homemade is better.3. Good ingredients are the key to good food.4. Make it ahead of time and relax.5. Food is not about impressing people. It's about making them feel comfortable.6. I'm not a chef. I'm a cook.7. If you can't get good toma
1. Love is brewing in this kitchen!2. Life is short, eat the cake first!3. Happiness is homemade in this kitchen.4. This kitchen is seasoned with love.5. Good food, good friends, good times.6. Cooking is love made visible.7. The secret ingredient is always love.8. Eat, drink, and be c
1. May the road rise to meet you, may the wind be always at your back.2. May the light of heaven shine on your grave.3. May the angels lead you to paradise.4. May your soul rest in peace.5. Gone but never forgotten.6. May the Lord hold you in the palm of his hand.7. May your spirit find
1. Every dog has its day.2. In the doghouse.3. Barking up the wrong tree.4. Let sleeping dogs lie.5. Dog tired.6. Top dog.7. You can't teach an old dog new tricks.8. Working like a dog.9. Dog-eat-dog world.10. A dog is a man's best friend.
1. I'll be there for you, no matter what.2. I've got your back.3. You can always count on me.4. I'll stick with you through thick and thin.5. We're in this together.6. I'll support you every step of the way.7. You're not alone, I'm here with you.8. I'll stand by you no matter what hap
1. Serenity of the soul2. Tranquility of the heart3. Calmness of the mind4. Harmony of the spirit5. Stillness of the inner self6. Quietude of the thoughts7. Equanimity of the emotions8. Contentment of the being9. Balance of the self10. Bliss of the spirit
1. Once a [school mascot], always a [school mascot]!2. Leaving [school name], but taking the memories with me.3. Proud to be a part of the [school name] family.4. Goodbye [school name], hello world!5. From student to alumni, the journey continues.6. Forever connected by the bonds of [scho
1. Mummy loves you to death!2. Wrap yourself in spooky fun this Halloween!3. Mummy's the word this Halloween!4. Unwrap the mystery of Halloween with mummy!5. Mummy dearest, have a spooktacular Halloween!6. Mummy's little monster is ready for Halloween!7. Mummy knows best when it comes t