1. "It's like watching a train wreck in slow motion."
2. "This is a dumpster fire of epic proportions."
3. "It's a complete clusterf*ck."
4. "This is a hot mess express."
5. "It's a total disaster zone."
6. "This is a circus without a ringmaster."
7. "It's a comedy of errors."
8. "This is a disaster waiting to happen."
9. "It's a perfect storm of chaos."
10. "This is a trainwreck in the making."
Above is Shit show sayings.
1. Congratulations Graduate! Your future is as bright as the colors in this quilt.2. Embarking on a new journey, may this quilt keep you warm and remind you of your achievements.3. As you graduate, may this quilt serve as a reminder of the warmth and love that surrounds you.4. From student to
1. I had fun once. It was awful.2. I'm not grumpy. I just have a permanent scowl.3. I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy.4. I'm not antisocial, I'm just selectively social.5. I'm not a morning person. I'm not an afternoon person. I'm not an evening person. I'm just not a person.6. I'm
1. I'm so angry I could spit nails.2. I'm about as happy as a mosquito in a nudist colony.3. I'm so mad I could chew nails and spit out a fence.4. I'm so angry I could punch a hole in a brick wall.5. I'm so furious I could flip a table.6. I'm so mad I could scream until my lungs give out.
1. The Earth does not belong to us: we belong to the Earth. - Marlee Matlin2. The greatest threat to our planet is the belief that someone else will save it. - Robert Swan3. Climate change is no longer some far-off problem; it is happening here, it is happening now. - Barack Obama4. We do not
1. Well butter my biscuit!2. Happy as a hog in mud.3. Saddle up and let's ride!4. Don't squat with your spurs on.5. Bless your heart.6. Ride 'em cowboy!7. Git along, little dogie.8. Ain't that just dandy?9. Tougher than a two-dollar steak.10. Like a chicken with its head cut off.
Here are some quotes and sayings related to dominatrixes and crops:1. I am the mistress of my own desires, and I will use this crop to bring you to your knees. 2. Pain is my pleasure, and submission is my power. 3. I will whip you into shape, both physically and mentally. 4. With a flick of m
1. La vida es un regalo, no un derecho. - Unknown2. La vida es corta, sonríe mientras aún tienes dientes. - Unknown3. No cuentes los días, haz que los días cuenten. - Unknown4. La vida es como una bicicleta, para mantener el equilibrio debes seguir adelante. - Albert Einstein5. No importa c
1. Life's a beach, so let's celebrate your birthday in style!2. May your birthday be as bright and beautiful as a day at the beach.3. Wishing you a birthday filled with sunshine, laughter, and sandy toes.4. Another year older, another year closer to retirement on the beach!5. May your birth
1. You're the sweetest thing in my life, just like this Hershey bar.2. I love you more than chocolate, and that's saying a lot!3. You melt my heart like this Hershey bar melts in my mouth.4. You're the perfect blend of sweetness and love, just like this Hershey bar.5. Life is sweeter with y
1. A pretender is a hypocrite who deceives others by pretending to be something they are not. 2. Pretenders are like actors on a stage, playing a role to fool the audience. 3. Beware of the pretender, for their words may be sweet but their intentions are bitter. 4. A pretender may wear a crow