1. "As useful as a screen door on a submarine."
2. "He's got kangaroos loose in the top paddock."
3. "Flat out like a lizard drinking."
4. "She'll be apples."
5. "About as subtle as a kick in the teeth."
6. "Mad as a cut snake."
7. "Happy as a pig in mud."
8. "He's got a few roos loose in the top paddock."
9. "Like a possum up a gum tree."
10. "As rare as rocking horse poo."
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1. Black Lives Matter.2. No justice, no peace.3. Silence is violence.4. Say their names.5. All lives can't matter until Black lives matter.6. I can't breathe.7. End police brutality.8. Black is beautiful.9. Systemic racism must end.10. Equality is not a privilege, it's a right.
1. The show must go on. 2. There's no business like show business. 3. Life is a cabaret, old chum. 4. I am what I am. 5. Don't rain on my parade. 6. One singular sensation. 7. Defying gravity. 8. The sun will come out tomorrow. 9. I'm the king of New York! 10. We're all in this to
1. Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors.2. A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.3. The best sailors are not made in calm waters.4. A sailor is not defined by the calm seas, but by how they navigate the storm.5. In the waves of change, we find our true direc
1. Do the crime, do the time.2. I'm here to keep the peace and maintain order.3. Respect the badge, respect the law.4. Inmates may have time, but we have control.5. I didn't choose this job, this job chose me.6. I'm not here to be your friend, I'm here to enforce the rules.7. Every day
1. I'm on a seafood diet... I see food and I eat it!2. I'm not gaining weight on this cruise, I'm just expanding my oceanic horizons.3. I'm not lost at sea, I'm just exploring alternative routes to the buffet.4. Cruising: the only time it's acceptable to have dessert before dinner.5. I don'
Here are a few animal-related sayings that convey the idea of prevention:1. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.2. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.3. A stitch in time saves nine.4. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.5. Better safe than sorry.6. The early bird ca
1. qaStaH nuq? - What do you want?2. Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam. - Today is a good day to die.3. Qapla'! - Success!4. nuqneH? - What do you want?5. yIn nI' yISIQ 'ej yIchep. - Live long and prosper.6. bortaS bIr jablu'DI' reH QaQqu' nay. - Revenge is a dish best served cold.7. Qo
1. You're the missing piece to my puzzle, Valentine.2. You make my heart skip a beat, Valentine.3. You're the sweetest treat, Valentine.4. Love is in the air, Valentine.5. You're the light of my life, Valentine.6. You're my favorite kind of love, Valentine.7. You're the key to my heart,
1. Life begins at 40.2. Forty and fabulous!3. Aged to perfection.4. Turning 40 is a milestone worth celebrating.5. Embrace the wisdom that comes with 40 years.6. 40 is the new 30.7. Cheers to 40 years of laughter, love, and memories.8. You're not getting older, you're getting better.
1. Life is short, eat the cake!2. Coffee and friends make the perfect blend.3. You are my sunshine on a cloudy day.4. Good vibes only.5. Home is where the heart is.6. Love is all you need.7. Adventure awaits.8. Be the reason someone smiles today.9. Life is better with sprinkles.10.