Short funny friend sayings
1. "Friends don't let friends do silly things alone."
2. "Friends are like bras, close to your heart and always there to support you."
3. "A good friend knows all your stories, but a best friend has lived them with you."
4. "Friends are the family we choose for ourselves."
5. "Friends are therapists you can drink with."
6. "I'd take a bullet for you. Not in the head, but like in the leg or something."
7. "Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food."
8. "I don't need a therapist, I have my friends to listen to me complain."
9. "Friends don't judge each other. They judge other people together."
10. "Life is better with friends, especially the ones who make you laugh until you pee a little."
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