Short funny gravestone sayings
1. "I told you I was sick!"
2. "I'll be back...maybe."
3. "Here lies an atheist, all dressed up and nowhere to go."
4. "I finally found a place to rest in peace...or pieces."
5. "I always knew this day would come, but I didn't expect it to be so soon."
6. "I'm just here for the dirt nap."
7. "Well, this wasn't on my bucket list."
8. "I guess I won't be needing that gym membership anymore."
9. "I told you I was feeling a little grave."
10. "I'm just dying to see what happens next."
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1. I'm on the naughty list and I regret nothing.2. Dear Santa, define 'good'.3. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas... but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red.4. All I want for Christmas is a nap.5. I'm only a morning person on December 25th.6. Sleigh all day, nap all night.7. This
1. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. - Abraham Lincoln2. The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. - Socrates3. Ignorance is not bliss; it is oblivion. - Philip Wylie4. The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the i
1. The world is waiting for you. Good luck. Travel safe. Go! 2. The race is on!3. Detour ahead!4. Roadblock ahead!5. Pit stop ahead!6. Don't let the pressure get to you.7. Keep calm and race on.8. It's not how you start, it's how you finish.9. Expect the unexpected.10. The adventu
1. Actions speak louder than words.2. Bite the bullet.3. Break the ice.4. Burning the midnight oil.5. Caught between a rock and a hard place.6. Don't cry over spilled milk.7. Every cloud has a silver lining.8. Hit the nail on the head.9. Jump on the bandwagon.10. Kill two birds wi
1. There's a snake in my boot!2. Reach for the sky!3. You're my favorite deputy!4. You've got a friend in me.5. This town ain't big enough for the two of us.6. Yee-haw!7. You're a toy! You're not the real Buzz Lightyear!8. Sheriff Woody, reporting for duty!9. I'm not a toy, I'm a co
1. Growing by two feet!2. Bun in the oven, soon to be lovin'.3. Mommy-to-be, full of love and glee.4. A little miracle in the making.5. Mommy's little bump, full of joy and jump.6. Nesting for the best thing yet.7. Love at first kick.8. Mommy's heart, now beating for two.9. Tiny toe
1. Follow your dreams, not the crowd.2. Love is all you need.3. Make today amazing.4. Life is short, make it sweet.5. Be the change you wish to see in the world.6. Good vibes only.7. Smile, it's contagious.8. Dream big, work hard.9. Kindness is free, sprinkle that stuff everywhere.
1. Death is a part of life.2. In the midst of life, we are in death.3. Death is the great leveller.4. Death is the final curtain.5. Death is a necessary end.6. Death is the ultimate truth.7. Death is the last sleep.8. Death is the beginning of eternity.9. Death is the end of sufferi
Here are some printable sayings for a baby:1. Twinkle, twinkle little star, do you know how loved you are?2. Dream big, little one.3. You are my sunshine.4. Welcome to the world, little one.5. Tiny but mighty.6. Adventure awaits.7. You are so loved.8. Cute as a button.9. Snuggle bug
1. Variety is the spice of life.2. Virtue is its own reward.3. Victory loves preparation.4. Virtue is the truest nobility.5. Virtue is the only true nobility.6. Virtue is the only true nobility.7. Virtue is the fount whence honour springs.8. Virtue is the fount whence honour springs.