Short funny holiday sayings for cards
1. "May your holidays be filled with joy, laughter, and lots of cookies!"
2. "Wishing you a Christmas as bright as Rudolph's nose!"
3. "Eat, drink, and be merry... for tomorrow we diet!"
4. "May your New Year's resolutions be as short-lived as your fruitcake!"
5. "Tis the season to be jolly... and to wear stretchy pants!"
6. "Sending you warm wishes and cold eggnog this holiday season!"
7. "Don't get your tinsel in a tangle!"
8. "May your holiday season be more ho-ho-ho than oh-no-no!"
9. "Wishing you a holiday season so bright, you'll need sunglasses!"
10. "May your days be merry and bright, and may your relatives be out of sight!"
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