Short funny life quotes and sayings
1. "Life is short, smile while you still have teeth."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to test gravity."
5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
6. "Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last long for fat people."
7. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot... of candy in my spare time."
8. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
9. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
10. "Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me, I'll laugh at you."
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