Short funny office sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not procrastinating, I'm doing intensive research."
3. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
4. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
5. "I'm not lazy, I'm energy efficient."
6. "I'm not late, I'm just on a different time zone."
7. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my workload."
8. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
9. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the durability of office equipment."
10. "I'm not overworked, I'm just highly motivated to nap."
Above is Short funny office sayings.
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