Short funny retirement sayings
1. "Retirement: when you stop living at work and start working at living."
2. "Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money."
3. "Retirement: the only time in your life when it's acceptable to live off your savings and not feel guilty about it."
4. "Retirement is the perfect time to do all the things you never had time to do when you were working, like napping and watching daytime TV."
5. "Retirement is when you stop living at work and start working on your golf swing."
6. "Retirement is the time in your life when you can finally say, 'I'm too old for this crap' and mean it."
7. "Retirement: the time in your life when you can finally tell your boss what you really think of them... from a safe distance."
8. "Retirement is like a fine wine – the longer you wait, the better it gets."
9. "Retirement: the only time in your life when you can have a midlife crisis and no one will judge you for it."
10. "Retirement is when you can finally stop pretending to work and start actually enjoying life."
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