Short funny sayings about friends

1. "Friends don't let friends do silly things alone."

2. "Friends are like bras, close to your heart and always there to support you."

3. "Good friends don't let you do stupid things... alone."

4. "A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked."

5. "Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life."

6. "Friends are the family we choose for ourselves."

7. "Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food."

8. "Friends don't let friends do embarrassing things... alone."

9. "A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you."

10. "Friends are the chocolate chips in the cookie of life."

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