Short funny sayings for signs
1. "Caution: Unattended children will be given an espresso and a free puppy."
2. "Please do not feed the unicorns."
3. "Warning: Grumpy people ahead. Approach with caution."
4. "Free air guitar lessons - just ask!"
5. "Beware of falling squirrels."
6. "Smile, it confuses people."
7. "No trespassing, violators will be tickled."
8. "Keep calm and carry on, or panic and freak out - your choice."
9. "Don't make me release the flying monkeys."
10. "If you can read this, you're not social distancing enough."
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1. The greatest happiness you can have is knowing that you do not necessarily require happiness. - William Saroyan2. Love is not about how much you say 'I love you,' but how much you can prove that it's true. - Unknown3. Life is short, and it is up to you to make it sweet. - Sarah Louise Delan
1. As snug as a bug in a rug - used to describe someone who is very comfortable and cozy.2. Bob's your uncle - a phrase meaning there you have it or it's as simple as that.3. Happy as Larry - used to describe someone who is extremely happy or content.4. Mad as a hatter - referring to som
1. A satisfied customer is the best business strategy of all. - Michael LeBoeuf2. Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning. - Bill Gates3. Customer satisfaction is not a department, it's everyone's job. - Unknown4. The customer's perception is your reality. - Kate Zab
1. Birds of a feather flock together.2. Like attracts like.3. You are the company you keep.4. Birds of a feather stick together.5. Similar minds think alike.6. You are known by the company you keep.7. Kindred spirits find each other.8. People with similar interests gravitate towards e
1. You are my sunshine.2. You are the light of my life.3. You are my rock.4. You are my heart's desire.5. You are my everything.6. You are the wind beneath my wings.7. You are my soulmate.8. You are the love of my life.9. You are my better half.10. You are the one for me.
1. I see you when you're sleeping, I know when you're awake.2. I'll be watching you, always.3. Don't turn your back on me, I might just come alive.4. I have a secret to tell you, but only when you're alone.5. You can try to hide from me, but I'll always find you.6. I'll be your friend for
1. An elephant never forgets.2. Seeing the elephant (meaning experiencing something extraordinary or unforgettable)3. The elephant in the room (referring to a big issue that everyone is aware of but no one wants to address)4. Like trying to eat an elephant in one bite (referring to a dauntin
1. Proverbs 12:1 - Whoever loves discipline loves knowledge, but whoever hates correction is stupid.2. Proverbs 10:21 - The lips of the righteous nourish many, but fools die for lack of sense.3. Proverbs 18:2 - Fools find no pleasure in understanding but delight in airing their own opinions.4.
1. You are my sunshine on a cloudy day.2. You are the best thing that has ever happened to me.3. I love you more than words can express.4. You make my heart skip a beat every time I see you.5. You are my rock, my love, and my everything.6. You are the most beautiful person inside and out.
1. Wie het laatst lacht, lacht het best. (He who laughs last, laughs best.)2. Een appeltje voor de dorst. (An apple for the thirst - meaning to save something for later.)3. De kat uit de boom kijken. (To watch the cat out of the tree - meaning to wait and see how a situation develops.)4. Met