Short funny sayings for the day
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
8. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist with attitude."
9. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline."
10. "I'm not old, I'm just retro-cool."
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1. Grandchildren are the dots that connect the lines from generation to generation.2. A grandchild fills a space in your heart that you never knew was empty.3. Grandchildren are the reward for not killing your own kids.4. Grandkids make the world a little softer, a little kinder, and a little
1. I have waited for this opportunity for so long, and now that it's finally here, I want to make every moment count. 2. Love is not about finding the perfect person, but about seeing an imperfect person perfectly. 3. I never knew what love was until I met you, and now I can't imagine my life w
1. A good friend is like a four-leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have.2. Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it.3. May your heart be light and happy, may your smile be big and wide, and may your pockets always have a coin or two inside.4. A true friend is someone wh
1. Well, well, well2. What do you know?3. Fancy that4. Well, I'll be darned5. Imagine that6. Well, blow me down7. I'll be jiggered8. Well, I'll be dipped9. Well, I'll be hornswoggled10. Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle
1. De tal palo, tal astilla. (Like father, like son.)2. De lo dicho a lo hecho, hay mucho trecho. (There's a long way from saying to doing.)3. De noche todos los gatos son pardos. (At night, all cats are gray.)4. De la vista nace el amor. (Love comes from sight.)5. De lo perdido, lo que apa
1. Every dog has his day.2. In dog years, I'm dead.3. A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.4. Life is better with a dog.5. Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.6. Wag more, bark less.7. Dogs have a way of finding the people who
1. Getting lucky2. Making whoopee3. Playing hide the sausage4. Knocking boots5. Bumping uglies6. Rolling in the hay7. Doing the deed8. Getting it on9. Horizontal tango10. Sowing wild oats
1. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle2. I have found the one whom my soul loves. - Song of Solomon 3:43. You are my today and all of my tomorrows. - Leo Christopher4. In your arms, I have found my home. - Unknown5. I choose you. And I'll choose you over and
Here are some meaningful sayings that you can use for adult coloring pages:1. Be the change you wish to see in the world.2. Embrace the journey, not just the destination.3. In a world where you can be anything, be kind.4. Believe in yourself and all that you are.5. Find joy in the ordinary.
1. To walk safely through the maze of human life, one needs the light of wisdom and the guidance of virtue. - Buddha2. The body is a sacred garment. It's your first and last garment; it is what you enter life in and what you depart life with, and it should be treated with honor. - Martha Graham3