Funny sayings about school
1. "School is like a prison, but with more homework."
2. "I survived school by pretending I was a ninja and dodging all the drama."
3. "School: where you learn how to sleep with your eyes open."
4. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a lifelong break from school."
5. "School is where you go to learn how to be bored for 8 hours a day."
6. "I don't always pay attention in school, but when I do, it's to the clock."
7. "School is the only place where 'I forgot' is a valid excuse for everything."
8. "I may not be the best student, but at least I'm consistent in my mediocrity."
9. "School is like a circus, but with more clowns and less fun."
10. "I don't need a degree to know that school is just a glorified daycare for big kids."
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