Short funny sign sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
4. "I'm not a morning person, don't talk to me until my coffee does."
5. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."
6. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
7. "I'm not a chef, but I can microwave like a pro."
8. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
10. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
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1. 猴子爬树，须要手脚齐全。(Hóuzi pá shù, xū yào shǒu jiǎo qí quán) - A monkey climbing a tree must have all its limbs in coordination.2. 猴子捞月，只是儿戏。(Hóuzi lāo yuè, zhǐ shì ér xì) - A monkey trying to grab the moon is just child's play.3. 猴子也会爬树，人人都有长处。(Hóuzi yě huì pá shù, rén rén dōu yǒu cháng chù) - Even monk