1. "I told you I was sick!"
2. "I'll be back...maybe."
3. "Well, this sucks."
4. "Here lies a man who knew how to nap."
5. "I guess this is the end of my to-do list."
6. "I finally found a way to get some peace and quiet."
7. "At least I don't have to pay taxes anymore."
8. "I always said I'd die laughing."
9. "Here lies someone who never passed up a good pun."
10. "I'm just here for the eternal rest."
Above is Short funny tombstone sayings.
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1. Thank you for your service and dedication to the United States Air Force. You will be greatly missed.2. Your commitment to excellence and your unwavering loyalty to the Air Force will always be remembered. Best of luck in your future endeavors.3. Fair winds and following seas as you embark o
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1. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!2. You're the sprinkle to my cupcake, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the best friend a person could have.3. Friendship is like a box of chocolates, sweet, delightful, and always there when you need it.4. You're the cheese
1. English: Actions speak louder than words.2. Spanish: El que mucho abarca, poco aprieta. (Someone who tries to do too much ends up accomplishing very little.)3. French: Petit à petit, l'oiseau fait son nid. (Little by little, the bird builds its nest.)4. German: Aller Anfang ist schwer. (A
1. Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat! - Jesse The Body Ventura2. To be the man, you gotta beat the man! - Ric Flair3. It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain (often quoted in wrestling)4. The cream rises to the top! -
1. Keep on truckin' and stay safe out on the road.2. May your gears shift smoothly and your brakes never fail.3. Four wheels move the body, but 18 wheels move the soul.4. From coast to coast, you're the king of the road.5. Truckin' ain't easy, but you make it look good.6. Keep the shiny s
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Here are some famous sayings by Gita Manishi Ji:1. You have the right to work, but never to the fruit of work.2. The mind is restless and difficult to restrain, but it is subdued by practice.3. Perform your duty without attachment, for the path of selfless service is the path of the wise.4. T