1. "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."
2. "Wine a little, laugh a lot."
3. "I'm not a wine snob, I'm a wine enthusiast."
4. "Wine improves with age, I improve with wine."
5. "I make pour decisions."
6. "Wine not?"
7. "Wine a bit, you'll feel better."
8. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see wine, I drink it."
9. "Wine is bottled poetry."
10. "I'm aging like fine wine, getting better with time."
Above is Short funny wine sayings.
1. To the world, you may just be one person, but to me, you are the world. Happy Grandmother's Day!2. Thank you for always being my rock, my confidante, and my biggest supporter. I love you, Grandma!3. Grandma, your love and wisdom have shaped me into the person I am today. Thank you for everyt
1. I'm not speeding, I'm just qualifying for the next race.2. I'm not a cop, I'm a crime prevention specialist.3. I'm not here to write tickets, I'm here to make friends... with radar guns.4. I'm not lost, I'm just conducting a thorough investigation of this neighborhood.5. I'm not a cop, I
1. Be a rainbow in someone else's cloud2. Dream big, little one3. Kindness is always in style4. Adventure awaits5. Believe in the power of kindness6. Spread love like confetti7. Stay wild, child8. Be a shining star9. Explore, dream, discover10. Be the change you wish to see in the
1. Fortuna audaces iuvat - Fortune favors the bold2. Veni, vidi, vici - I came, I saw, I conquered3. Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori - It is sweet and fitting to die for one's country4. Si vis pacem, para bellum - If you want peace, prepare for war5. Audentes fortuna iuvat - Fortune f
1. Make hay while the sun shines.2. Hit the hay.3. Hay is for horses.4. Hay there!5. Hay fever.6. Like finding a needle in a haystack.7. Haystacks don't make haystacks.8. Hay is for horses, straw is cheaper.9. Haywire.10. Hay is the most important crop in the barn.
1. Braap life, best life.2. Ride hard, ride fast, live free.3. Two wheels, one love.4. Dirt in my veins, adrenaline in my soul.5. Life is better with mud on your face.6. Braap it like you stole it.7. Eat, sleep, ride, repeat.8. Dirt bikes: because therapy is expensive.9. The only th
1. The greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it. - Moliere2. Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful. - Joshua J. Marine3. Life's challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they're supposed to help you discover who you are. - B
1. The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. 2. Sometimes the worst pain can bring about the best change. 3. In the midst of pain, there is always a lesson to be learned. 4. The scars you can't see are the hardest to heal. 5. Pain is inevitable, but suffering is optional.
1. But first, coffee.2. Coffee is my love language.3. Powered by caffeine.4. Coffee: because adulting is hard.5. Life begins after coffee.6. Coffee is my spirit animal.7. Coffee, because Monday happens every week.8. Espresso yourself.9. Coffee: a hug in a mug.10. I like my coffee
1. Another year older, another reason to celebrate!2. Wishing you a day filled with love, laughter, and joy.3. May your birthday be as special as you are.4. Here's to another year of fabulous you!5. Age is just a number, but your spirit is timeless.6. Celebrate today, for you are a gift t