Short grinch sayings

1. "I'm as charming as an eel."

2. "I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole."

3. "You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch."

4. "Stink, stank, stunk!"

5. "I must stop Christmas from coming... but how?"

6. "You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch."

7. "I'm all toasty inside."

8. "I'm an idiot."

9. "One man's toxic sludge is another man's potpourri."

10. "Max, fetch me my sedative."

Above is Short grinch sayings.

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