Short stoner sayings
1. "Dude, where's my lighter?"
2. "I'm not high, I'm just really tall."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
4. "Life is short, smoke a bong."
5. "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring alternative routes."
6. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."
7. "When life gives you lemons, trade them for weed."
8. "I'm not a stoner, I'm a cannabis connoisseur."
9. "I'm not procrastinating, I'm just on ganja time."
10. "I'm not forgetful, I just have a selective memory."
Above is Short stoner sayings.
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