Short weird sayings

1. "The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

2. "Don't cry over spilled milk, unless it's chocolate milk, then cry a lot."

3. "Life is like a box of chocolates, but sometimes you get a box of raisins."

4. "If life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it."

5. "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it do the Macarena."

6. "A watched pot never boils, but an unwatched pot will definitely boil over."

7. "When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic."

8. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket, unless you're really good at juggling."

9. "The grass is always greener on the other side, until you realize it's just astroturf."

10. "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."

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