Skiing sayings funny

1. "Skiing is a dance, and the mountain always leads."

2. "Skiing is a way of life, not just a sport. It's like a dance, and the mountain is your partner."

3. "I ski like I cook - with a lot of enthusiasm and very little skill."

4. "Skiing is the only sport where you can pay an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg."

5. "Skiing: where the only thing flat is the beer."

6. "Skiing is the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk."

7. "Skiing is a lot like life, you have to go downhill to get up."

8. "Skiing is a sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg."

9. "Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg."

10. "Skiing is the only sport where you can travel miles to stand in line for hours."

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