1. "Not a morning person"
2. "Beauty sleep in progress"
3. "Wake me up when it's the weekend"
4. "Do not disturb: sleeping beauty at work"
5. "Snooze control activated"
6. "I'm a night owl, not a morning bird"
7. "Nap queen in the making"
8. "Sleeping my way to success"
9. "Dreaming of a world with unlimited snooze buttons"
10. "Sleeping is my cardio"
Above is Sleep masks with funny sayings.
1. Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get. - Forrest Gump2. Sweeten your Christmas with love and candy canes.3. May your Christmas be as sweet as a candy cane.4. All I want for Christmas is candy and joy.5. Spread sweetness and joy this Christmas with candy t
1. Tips appreciated, smiles accepted!2. Help feed a broke artist - tip jar here!3. Every penny counts - thank you for your support!4. If you're feeling generous, drop a tip in here!5. Tip jar: where spare change becomes smiles!6. Gratitude in advance for your kindness - tip jar awaits!7.
Never allow anyone to control your thoughts, actions, or beliefs. Stay true to yourself and always stand strong in your own power.
1. I'd rather be rich than stupid.2. To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.3. If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone.4. It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have m
1. Out with the old, in with the new.2. New year, new beginnings.3. A new year is like a blank book, and the pen is in your hands.4. Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.5. New year, new opportunities.6. New year, new goals.7. New year, new mindset.8. New yea
1. Dad, you are my first love and my forever hero.2. No matter how old I get, I will always be your little girl.3. Dad, you are the rock that I lean on and the shoulder I cry on.4. I may find my prince someday, but you will always be my king, Dad.5. Dad, you are the first man I ever loved a
I think you may be trying to say hotter than a two-dollar pistol or hotter than a two-dollar stove. These are common sayings used to describe something that is very hot.
1. Your kindness and support during this difficult time means the world to me. Thank you.2. I am grateful for your comforting words and thoughts during this challenging period. Thank you.3. Your sympathy and compassion have brought me comfort and strength. Thank you for being there for me.4.
1. New year, new beginnings.2. Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.3. Out with the old, in with the new.4. New year, new goals.5. May your year be filled with new adventures and opportunities.6. Wishing you a year full of joy and success.7. Here's to a fresh s
1. I've got a brain like a sieve - everything just falls right through!2. My brain is like a computer with too many tabs open.3. I think my brain's GPS is broken, I keep getting lost in my own thoughts.4. My brain is on strike today, it's demanding better working conditions.5. I swear my br