1. "Hotter than a two-dollar pistol."
2. "Sweating like a sinner in church."
3. "Hotter than a stolen tamale."
4. "Hotter than a billy goat in a pepper patch."
5. "Hotter than a June bride in a feather bed."
6. "Hotter than a jalapeño's armpit."
7. "Hotter than a cat on a hot tin roof."
8. "Hotter than a whore in church."
9. "Hotter than a fox in a forest fire."
10. "Hotter than a hoochie coochie dancer in a sauna."
Above is Southern sayings about heat.
నవ్వే ఆదదన్ని ఎద్చే మగవాడిని నమ్మా కూడదు.
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