Southern sayings for stupid

1. "He's about as sharp as a bowling ball."

2. "He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal."

3. "He's dumber than a box of rocks."

4. "He couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel."

5. "He's as clueless as a cow on roller skates."

6. "He's as slow as molasses in January."

7. "He's as sharp as a marble."

8. "He's a few sandwiches short of a picnic."

9. "He's as useful as a screen door on a submarine."

10. "He's as smart as a bag of hammers."

Above is Southern sayings for stupid.

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