Star wars sayings funny
1. "May the force be with you... or at least with your wifi connection."
2. "I find your lack of coffee disturbing."
3. "Help me, coffee, you're my only hope."
4. "I've got a bad feeling about this... Monday."
5. "The dark side may have cookies, but we have pizza."
6. "Luke, I am your barista."
7. "Join the dark side, we have better snacks."
8. "Yoda best."
9. "I'm one with the couch, the couch is with me."
10. "That's no moon, it's a pizza."
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