Strange sayings comedian
Sure, here are a few strange sayings from comedians:
1. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
2. "I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." - Steven Wright
3. "I'm not a paranoid, but I'm starting to think my toaster is plotting against me." - Unknown
4. "I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender." - Rodney Dangerfield
5. "I'm not sure if I'm depressed. I mean, I'm not exactly happy, but I'm not exactly sad either. I guess I'm just kind of 'meh'." - Demetri Martin
These sayings are meant to be humorous and often play on wordplay or absurd situations.
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1. Goodbye, it's been a slice...of cake in the break room.2. Farewell, may your new job be as fun as our office gossip.3. Adios, don't forget to take the coffee pot with you.4. So long, and thanks for all the office supplies.5. Good luck in your new job, may your boss be as cool as me.6.
1. Die Welt ist ein Buch. Wer nie reist, sieht nur eine Seite davon. - Augustine von Hippo2. Das Leben ist wie ein Spiegel: Lächle ihm zu, und es lächelt zurück. - Unknown3. Glück ist das Einzige, was sich verdoppelt, wenn man es teilt. - Albert Schweitzer4. Wer die Zukunft ändern will, muss
1. Dance like nobody's watching.2. Work hard, party harder.3. Life is a party, dress like it.4. Good vibes only.5. Let the music take control.6. Sweat now, shine later.7. Dance floor therapy.8. Party like there's no tomorrow.9. Inhale the good vibes, exhale the bad vibes.10. Keep
Here are some love sayings and song lyrics that you may enjoy:1. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle2. You are the best thing that's ever been mine. - Taylor Swift, Mine3. I will always love you. - Whitney Houston, I Will Always Love You4. Love is a friend
1. A mother's love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty2. Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning3. Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown4. A mother is she who can ta
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1. A banana a day keeps the doctor away.2. Life is like a banana, you have to peel away the layers to get to the good stuff.3. Don't slip on the peel, embrace the banana.4. Go bananas and live life to the fullest.5. You're the top banana in my bunch.6. In a world full of apples, be a bana
1. In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity. - Sun Tzu2. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs3. Be the change that you wish to see in the world. - Mahatma Gandhi4. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you
1. Beware of those who seek to control your thoughts, for they may be trying to brainwash you.2. A mind that is constantly exposed to manipulation is like a sponge soaked in poison.3. Brainwashing is the art of convincing someone to believe something against their own will.4. The most dangero
1. I'm not addicted to marijuana, we're just in a committed relationship.2. I'm not a regular smoker, I'm a high achiever.3. I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.4. Why did the marijuana plant break up with the sun? It was just too high maintenance.5. I don't have a problem with mar