Strange sayings on gravestones
1. "I told you I was sick."
2. "See you on the other side... maybe."
3. "Here lies the last person who asked for directions."
4. "I'll be back... maybe."
5. "Died from boredom, finally."
6. "I always knew this day would come, just not this soon."
7. "Death is just the beginning... of my eternal nap."
8. "I left my heart in the fridge."
9. "I told you I needed more sleep."
10. "Don't mourn for me, I'm off to haunt someone else now."
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