Stress funny sayings
1. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
4. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
6. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm just really good at trivia."
9. "I'm not sarcastic, I'm just fluent in smartass."
10. "I'm not procrastinating, I'm just prioritizing my tasks strategically."
Above is Stress funny sayings.
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