Stupid motivational sayings

1. "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, so take lots of shots!"

2. "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again... or just give up, whatever."

3. "Dream big, because even if you fail, at least you'll have a good story to tell."

4. "The only way to fail is to never try in the first place... or maybe just stay in bed, that's pretty comfy too."

5. "Believe in yourself, because nobody else will believe in you either."

6. "Success is just a few mistakes away... or maybe a few hundred, who's counting?"

7. "You're capable of amazing things... or maybe just mediocre things, who knows?"

8. "The only way to guarantee failure is to never start... or maybe just lower your expectations, that works too."

9. "You're unstoppable... unless you encounter any obstacles, then maybe just stop."

10. "You're a shining star... in a vast universe of other stars, so don't get too full of yourself."

Above is Stupid motivational sayings.

Physiological sayings

1. Listen to your body.2. Trust your gut instincts.3. Mind over matter.4. Take a deep breath.5. You are what you eat.6. Follow your heart.7. Sleep on it.8. Sweat it out.9. Eat to live, not live to eat.10. An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Funny covid wedding sayings

1. Love is contagious, but so is COVID. Let's keep our distance and still celebrate!2. Tying the knot, but keeping our masks on. Safety first, love always!3. In sickness and in health, in masks and in vows. Let's make this COVID wedding a memorable one!4. Love is not canceled, just the big we

Best funny sayings and quotes

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As weak as sayings

1. As weak as a kitten2. As weak as a wet noodle3. As weak as a newborn lamb4. As weak as a wilted flower5. As weak as a broken twig

Comical quotes sayings

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Friends wedding quotes and sayings

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Quirky sayings offbeat

1. As useful as a chocolate teapot.2. Crazier than a bag of cats.3. Slicker than snot on a doorknob.4. Happier than a seagull with a french fry.5. Sweating like a sinner in church.6. Busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.7. Happier than a tornado in a trailer park.8.

Sad sayings famous quotes

1. The wound is the place where the Light enters you. - Rumi2. The greater your capacity to feel the pain, the greater your capacity to feel the joy. - Jennifer Aniston3. The way sadness works is one of the strange riddles of the world. If you are stricken with a great sadness, you may feel as

Covid valentines sayings

1. You're the vaccine to my pandemic heart.2. You're the reason I wear a mask - to protect our love.3. Even in a socially distanced world, my love for you remains close.4. You're my quarantine buddy for life.5. Together, we can weather any storm, even a pandemic.6. Love is contagious, but

Jamaican sayings yeah mon

1. No problem, man.2. One love, one heart.3. Everyting irie.4. Out of many, one people.5. Walk good.6. Small axe fall big tree.7. Wi likkle but wi tallawah.8. One hand can't clap.9. Trouble no set like rain.10. If yuh cyaan hear, yuh mus feel.