Stupid sayings that make you think

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get." - Forrest Gump

Above is Stupid sayings that make you think.

Husband and wife fight sayings

1. Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.2. A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.3. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.4. A good marriage is one where each partner secretly suspects

22 birthday sayings

1. Cheers to 22 years!2. Another year older, another year wiser.3. Twenty-two and feeling brand new!4. May your 22nd year be filled with joy and blessings.5. Happy 22nd birthday! Let the celebrations begin.6. Here's to a year of new adventures and exciting opportunities.7. Wishing you a

Roger mellie sayings

Here are some classic Roger Mellie sayings from the Viz comic strip:1. Hello, good evening and bollocks!2. You wouldn't read about it, but you can in the Daily Fishwrapper!3. I'll tell you what, you can stick your job up your arse!4. You couldn't make it up, but I have!5. I'm Roger Mellie,

Portuguese sailor sayings

1. Mar calmo nunca fez bom marinheiro - A calm sea never made a skilled sailor.2. Quem não sabe remar, que se ponha a governar - If you don't know how to row, you should be the one steering the boat.3. Em mar revolto, todo marinheiro é piloto - In rough seas, every sailor is a captain.4. Nave

Love island sayings each year

1. I've got a text! - When the islanders receive a message on their phones.2. I've got a text message! - A variation of the above phrase.3. I've got a text, boys/girls! - When an islander receives a message and shares it with the group.4. It is what it is. - A phrase used to accept a situati

Christmas sayings fun

1. Tis the season to be jolly!2. Merry and bright, all through the night.3. Santa Claus is coming to town!4. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!5. May your days be merry and bright.6. Jingle all the way!7. Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas!8. Fa la la la la, la la la la!9. Believe in the

Friendship quotes and sayings passages

1. A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard2. Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.' - C.S. Lewis3. True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable. - Da

Friendship quotations and sayings

1. A true friend is someone who is always there for you, through the good times and the bad. 2. Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. - Woodrow Wilson3. A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard4. In the cookie of life, f

Baby burp cloths sayings

1. Spit Happens2. Burp Me, I'm Famous3. Drool is Cool4. Milk Drunk5. Burp Queen/King6. I'm a Little Gassy7. Cute, Cuddly, and a Little Bit Burpy8. Burp Machine9. Tiny Tot, Big Burps10. Burp-a-licious

Fun graduation sayings

1. The tassel was worth the hassle!2. The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt3. Adventure awaits, go find it!4. The best is yet to come.5. It always seems impossible until it's done. - Nelson Mandela6. Dream big, work hard, stay focused.