Stupid southern sayings
Here are a few examples of silly or humorous Southern sayings:
1. "Bless your heart" - often used to politely insult someone or express sympathy
2. "Crazier than a road lizard" - describing someone or something as extremely wild or unpredictable
3. "Slower than molasses in January" - referring to something or someone that is moving very slowly
4. "Slicker than snot on a doorknob" - describing something as very slippery or smooth
5. "Happy as a clam at high water" - feeling content or satisfied
6. "Uglier than homemade sin" - describing something as extremely unattractive
7. "Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor" - describing someone who is very busy or frantic
8. "Sweating like a sinner in church" - sweating profusely
9. "Tighter than bark on a tree" - describing someone who is very frugal or stingy
10. "Madder than a wet hen" - extremely angry or upset
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