Suburban dad sayings
1. "I'm not mad, just disappointed."
2. "Back in my day, we didn't have all these fancy gadgets."
3. "I'll grill up some burgers for dinner tonight."
4. "Don't make me turn this car around!"
5. "Money doesn't grow on trees, you know."
6. "I'm not just your dad, I'm your friend too."
7. "When I was your age, I had to walk to school uphill both ways."
8. "I'll fix it myself, I don't need to call a professional."
9. "You'll understand when you're older."
10. "I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just being myself."
Above is Suburban dad sayings.
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