Tee shirts with funny sayings
Here are some funny sayings that could be printed on t-shirts:
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "I put the 'pro' in procrastinate."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "I'm not a morning person. I'm not an afternoon person. I'm barely an evening person."
5. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
6. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
7. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
8. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
9. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
10. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
Above is Tee shirts with funny sayings.
1. Turning 50 is like being a fine wine - you only get better with age... and maybe a little more expensive!2. Happy 50th birthday! Remember, you're not old, you're just a classic!3. Congratulations on reaching the half-century mark! Now you can officially blame everything on 'senior moments'.
1. Howay man! - Come on, let's go!2. Gan canny - Take it easy, be careful.3. Aye, man - Yes, I agree.4. Hinny - Term of endearment for a woman or girl.5. Whey aye, man! - Yes, of course!6. Gan on then - Go ahead, carry on.7. Divvent be daft - Don't be silly.8. Haddaway and shite - Go
1. Warmth is the light that guides us through the darkest of times.2. In a world full of coldness, be the warmth that melts the ice.3. A warm heart can heal even the deepest wounds.4. Kindness is like a warm blanket on a cold day, wrapping us in comfort and love.5. Let your actions be a bea
कबीर दास के कुछ कहावतें हैं:1. माटी कहे कुम्हार से, तू क्या रौंदे मोय। एक दिन ऐसा आएगा, मैं रौंदूँगा तोय।।2. जो तोड़े तो फिर कैसे जोड़े, जो जोड़े सो फिर कैसे तोड़े।3. बुरा जो देखन मैं चला, बुरा न मिलिया कोय। जो मन खोजा अपना, तो मुझसे बुरा न कोय।।4. काल करे सो आज कर, आज करे सो अब। पल में परलय
Dropped like a hot potato.
1. Second place is just the first place loser.2. You win some, you lose some, you wreck some.3. I woke up this morning, and I still don't believe I won the Daytona 500.4. The winner ain't the one with the fastest car; it's the one who refuses to lose.5. You can't let one bad moment spoil a
1. Envy is the art of counting the other fellow's blessings instead of your own. - Harold Coffin2. Envy is the ulcer of the soul. - Socrates3. Envy shoots at others and wounds itself. - English Proverb4. Envy is the most stupid of vices, for there is no single advantage to be gained from it.
1. Do it for the Vine!2. What are those?!3. Back at it again with the white Vans!4. On fleek.5. Why you always lyin'?6. It's Wednesday, my dudes.7. A potato flew around my room.8. I ain't get no sleep 'cause of y'all.9. I could've dropped my croissant!10. Road work ahead? Uh, yeah
1. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.2. Sour as a lemon.3. The lemon doesn't fall far from the tree.4. Squeeze the day.5. Lemon fresh.6. Pucker up.7. Zest for life.8. Lemon of a situation.9. Lemon yellow.10. Sour grapes are not as good as lemon.
1. Put on your dancing shoes and let's boogie!2. Life is better in dancing shoes.3. Dance like nobody's watching in your favorite shoes.4. Good shoes take you good places, dancing shoes take you to great places.5. In dancing shoes, we find our rhythm and our joy.6. A good pair of dancing