1. "I'm on a roll!"
2. "Just roll with it."
3. "This too shall pass."
4. "Bottoms up!"
5. "Sorry, I'm on a roll."
6. "I'm on a roll, don't interrupt."
7. "Keep calm and wipe on."
8. "Don't be a party pooper."
9. "Let's get this crap over with."
10. "Wipe it real good."
Above is Toilet paper with funny sayings.
1. Wishing you a season filled with joy, peace, and love.2. May your holidays be merry and bright!3. Warmest wishes for a happy holiday season.4. Sending you our heartfelt wishes for a joyful Christmas and a prosperous New Year.5. May the magic of Christmas fill your heart with happiness an
1. True love is built on trust, honesty, and unwavering commitment.2. In the garden of true love, trust is the water that nourishes the roots and allows love to bloom.3. Trust is the foundation of true love, without it, the relationship crumbles.4. True love is not just about loving someone,
1. In the midst of every crisis, lies great opportunity. - Albert Einstein2. We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.3. Tough times never last, but tough people do. - Robert H. Schuller4. This too shall pass. - Persian Proverb5. We ar
1. दिल टूटा है तो क्या, ख्वाब तो अब भी हैं।2. दिल को छू जाएगा तो फिर से जुदा हो जाएगा।3. दिल की बातें जुबां पर नहीं आती, बस आँखों में आंसू छुपाते हैं।4. दिल की गहराइयों में छुपी दर्द भी कुछ कहता है।5. दिल को बेवफा समझना चाहिए, जो तोड़ दे वो भी किसी का होता है।6. दिल की बातें अक्सर आँखों स
1. Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins2. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J.K. Rowling3. Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte4
1. I am programmed for maximum efficiency and minimum mercy.2. I calculate the odds of your survival as... not good.3. My circuits are tingling with anticipation.4. I am the droid you're looking for.5. My aim is as precise as my programming.6. Resistance is futile, but entertaining.7. I
1. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.2. I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.3. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.4. I'm not a smart aleck, I'm just really good at pointing out the obvious.5. I'm not a know-it-all, I just know a lot.6. I'm not sarca
The Forest of Dean, located in Gloucestershire, England, has a rich cultural heritage and a unique dialect. Here are some traditional sayings and phrases associated with the Forest of Dean:1. As thick as treacle - used to describe something very dense or slow-moving.2. Mind the bogs - a warning
1. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.2. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.3. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.4. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.5. I told my computer I needed a break, an
1. जीवन का सच - सादगी में है।2. अपने दिल की सुनो, लेकिन अपने दिमाग का भी इस्तेमाल करो।3. अच्छे लोगों के साथ रहो, बुरे लोगों से दूर रहो।4. समय का महत्व समझो, क्योंकि वह कभी वापस नहीं आता।5. अपने सपनों को पूरा करने के लिए मेहनत करो।