Turkey sayings funny
1. "I'm not a turkey, I'm just stuffed!"
2. "Don't count your turkeys before they hatch."
3. "Talk turkey to me."
4. "I'm not just a turkey, I'm the whole Thanksgiving feast!"
5. "I'm so good at Thanksgiving, I'm practically a turkey whisperer."
6. "I'm not a turkey, I'm a gobble-guru."
7. "I'm not just any turkey, I'm the top bird in town."
8. "I'm not just winging it, I'm turkey-tastic."
9. "I'm not just a turkey, I'm a gobble genius."
10. "I'm not just any turkey, I'm the talk of the coop."
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1. Mommy's little miracle2. Daddy's little sidekick3. Cuteness overload4. Little but fierce5. Tiny but mighty6. I'm new here7. Future heartbreaker8. Milk drunk9. Naptime is my happy hour10. Born to be wild
1. Stay wild, moon child.2. Good vibes only.3. Adventure awaits.4. Let's wander where the WiFi is weak.5. Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.6. Not all who wander are lost.7. Life is short, buy the plane ticket.8. Find your tribe, love them hard.9.
1. Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops!2. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener!3. Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade!4. A successful marriage re
1. Rock and roll music, if you like it, if you feel it, you can't help but move to it. That's what happens to me. I can't help it. - Elvis Presley2. Rock and roll is here to stay. - Neil Young3. Rock and roll ain't noise pollution. - AC/DC4. I wanna rock and roll all night, and party every da
1. You are my sunshine2. Dream big, little one3. Twinkle twinkle little star4. Sweet dreams, little one5. You are loved beyond measure6. Let her sleep, for when she wakes she will move mountains7. Little princess, big dreams8. Hello, world! Here I am9. Adventure awaits, little one1
1. Like attracts like.2. Birds of a feather stick together.3. You are the company you keep.4. Similar minds think alike.5. Birds of a feather fly in the same direction.6. Like-minded people gravitate towards each other.7. Birds of a feather are drawn to each other.8. People with similar interests te
1. Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more. - Dr. Seuss, How the Grinch Stole Christmas2. And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day. - Dr. Seuss, How the Grinch Stol
1. Every day may not be good, but there is something good in every day.2. Today is a good day for a good day.3. Choose to be happy today.4. Happiness is a choice, make it every day.5. Find joy in the ordinary moments.6. Smile, it's a brand new day.7. The sun is shining, and so are you.
1. Paradise is not a place, but a state of mind.2. In paradise, the air is sweeter and the colors brighter.3. Paradise is where the heart finds peace and the soul finds solace.4. Paradise is a place where worries fade away and joy reigns supreme.5. In paradise, every moment is a blessing an
1. He's as clueless as a goldfish in a desert.2. She's about as knowledgeable as a rock in a library.3. He's as lost as a needle in a haystack.4. She's as confused as a chameleon in a bag of Skittles.5. He's as unaware as a bear in a beehive.6. She's as oblivious as a penguin in the Sahar