Unexpected sayings

1. "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

2. "Don't cry over spilled milk, unless it's chocolate milk, then it's a tragedy."

3. "Life is like a box of chocolates, sometimes you get stuck with the coconut ones."

4. "When life gives you lemons, make sure to have some tequila and salt handy."

5. "A watched pot never boils, but a forgotten pot will definitely burn."

6. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket, unless you're really good at juggling."

7. "The grass is always greener on the other side, but it's probably fake turf."

8. "You can't have your cake and eat it too, unless you're a magician."

9. "It's raining cats and dogs, better grab an umbrella and a pooper scooper."

10. "When in doubt, just add more glitter."

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