Valentine day funny sayings
1. "Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably crap."
2. "I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot."
3. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm terrible at poetry, let's go get some food."
4. "I love you even when I'm hangry, that's true love right there."
5. "You're the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the bacon to my everything."
6. "Love is sharing your popcorn even when you told yourself you wouldn't."
7. "I love you more than coffee, and that's saying something."
8. "You're the reason I smile when I check my phone, even if it's just a notification from the weather app."
9. "I love you more than my bed, and that's saying a lot because I really love my bed."
10. "You're the only person I would share my dessert with, and that's saying something."
Above is Valentine day funny sayings.
I'm sorry to hear that you're feeling hurt. Here are some sayings that may help you feel understood and supported:1. The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow.2. You are strong enough to overcome this pain.3. Healing takes time, and it's okay to take as much time as you need.4.
1. Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble. - William Shakespeare2. She had a face like a witch, a heart like a demon, and a soul as black as night. - Unknown3. Witches don't burn, we rise from the ashes. - Unknown4. Magic is believing in yourself, if you can do that,
1. Más vale tarde que nunca. (Better late than never.)2. A mal tiempo, buena cara. (In bad times, put on a good face.)3. En boca cerrada no entran moscas. (Silence is golden.)4. No hay mal que por bien no venga. (Every cloud has a silver lining.)5. Quien siembra vientos, recoge tempestades.
1. Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.2. Time is a created thing. To say 'I don't have time' is like saying 'I don't want to.' - Lao Tzu3. Make time for the things that matter, for in the end, those are the things that truly count.4. Time is a precious comm
1. Will you be my partner in crime on my big day?2. I can't say 'I do' without you by my side.3. I need my bestie by my side, will you be my bridesmaid?4. I can't imagine my wedding day without you, will you stand by me as my bridesmaid?5. I need your love, support, and killer dance moves a
1. Sweet dreams and goodnight.2. Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite.3. Rest well and dream sweetly.4. May your dreams be as peaceful as the night.5. As the stars shine above, may you drift off to sleep with love.6. Wishing you a restful night and a bright tomorrow.7. Close your eyes and let the
1. Wer rastet, der rostet. (He who rests, rusts.)2. Vorfreude ist die schönste Freude. (Anticipation is the greatest joy.)3. Der frühe Vogel fängt den Wurm. (The early bird catches the worm.)4. Wer den Pfennig nicht ehrt, ist des Talers nicht wert. (He who does not value the penny is not wor
1. Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.2. Adults are just outdated children.3. Maturity is not measured by age, but by the ability to handle responsibilities.4. It's time for adults to put away childish things and embrace maturity.5. Being an adult means taking responsibili
1. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle2. I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Teresa3. Love is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupé
I love you to the moon and back.