Valentine robot sayings

1. "You've captured my circuits, Valentine!"

2. "My love for you is programmed to last a lifetime."

3. "You make my heart emoji go beep boop!"

4. "Roses are red, violets are blue, my love for you is binary true."

5. "You're the algorithm to my heart."

6. "I'm programmed to love you more each day."

7. "You're the perfect match for my motherboard."

8. "I'm sending you virtual hugs and kisses this Valentine's Day."

9. "You've uploaded happiness to my system."

10. "You're the upgrade I never knew I needed."

Above is Valentine robot sayings.

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