Valentines sayings funny
1. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm allergic to flowers, so let's order pizza for two."
2. "Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably crap."
3. "I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye."
4. "You're the avocado to my toast, the bacon to my eggs, and the cheese to my pizza."
5. "I love you even when I'm hangry, and that's saying a lot."
6. "You're the reason I smile when my phone vibrates, even if it's just a notification."
7. "I love you more than coffee, and that's saying a latte."
8. "You're the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the bacon to my everything."
9. "I love you more than a dog loves chasing its tail."
10. "You're the sprinkles on my ice cream, the marshmallows in my hot chocolate, and the whipped cream on my pie."
Above is Valentines sayings funny.
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