Weed blunt quotes and sayings funny

1. "I'm not addicted to weed, we're just in a committed relationship."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

3. "I don't always smoke weed, but when I do, I'm usually high."

4. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom with a blunt in hand."

5. "Life is better with a blunt in hand."

6. "I'm not a regular smoker, I'm a high achiever."

7. "I'm not high maintenance, I'm high on weed."

8. "Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit."

9. "Weed doesn't make you lazy, it just makes doing nothing feel amazing."

10. "When life gives you lemons, trade them for weed."

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