Weird quotes sayings
1. "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened... and then laugh maniacally because life is a chaotic mess."
2. "Dance like nobody's watching, sing like nobody's listening, and eat cake like it's the end of the world."
3. "Life is like a box of chocolates... except sometimes you get a box of vegetables and have to pretend to be grateful."
4. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... and then add some vodka for good measure."
5. "Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you'll land among the stars... and probably get lost in space."
6. "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese... and a much easier life."
7. "Don't count your chickens before they hatch... unless you're really good at math and enjoy counting chickens."
8. "Life is short, eat dessert first... and then have seconds because why not?"
9. "When in doubt, just add glitter... because everything is better with a little sparkle."
10. "It's not the destination, it's the journey... but sometimes the journey involves getting lost and finding yourself in a Taco Bell drive-thru at 2 am."
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