Smoking funny quotes and sayings
1. "I smoke in moderation. Only one cigarette at a time." - Mark Twain
2. "I smoke because it's bad, it's really simple." - Damien Hirst
3. "I smoke in moderation. Only when I'm on fire." - Unknown
4. "I smoke to forget, but I forget to quit." - Unknown
5. "I smoke because it's a great way to commit slow suicide." - Damien Hirst
6. "I smoke to make the days go by faster." - Unknown
7. "I smoke because it gives me something to do while I'm thinking about what to smoke next." - Unknown
8. "I smoke because it's a great way to kill time... and myself." - Unknown
9. "I smoke because it's a good way to stay thin... if you don't count the cancer." - Unknown
10. "I smoke because it's a great way to keep my lungs in shape... round is a shape, right?" - Unknown
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