Yawn funny quotes and sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
5. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
6. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
7. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
8. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
9. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist."
10. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a break from being productive."
Above is Yawn funny quotes and sayings.
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Here are some popular sayings and quotes from Northern Ireland, also known as Norn Iron:1. Keep 'er lit - Keep going, don't give up.2. A face as long as a Lurgan spade - Someone who looks unhappy or miserable.3. Dead on - Good, excellent.4. Away on, ye boy ye - Go away, you're joking.5. D
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1. A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor.2. Life is better on a boat.3. Boat life, best life.4. Sail away from the safe harbor.5. The best days are spent on the water.6. Saltwater runs through my veins.7. Boat hair, don't care.8. In a sea of people, my soul is at home on a boat.9.
1. Ciao (Hello/Goodbye)2. Grazie (Thank you)3. Prego (You're welcome)4. Buongiorno (Good morning)5. Buonasera (Good evening)6. Arrivederci (Goodbye)7. Salute (Cheers)8. Basta (Enough)9. Bravo (Well done)10. Scusa (Sorry)
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1. Saxophone: where smooth meets soulful.2. Let the saxophone speak for your heart.3. Saxophone: the instrument that whispers and roars.4. In the hands of a saxophonist, magic happens.5. The saxophone: a seductive symphony of sound.6. Blow your troubles away with the saxophone.7. Saxoph