2021 sayings funny
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
5. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."
9. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm just sarcastic."
10. "I'm not old, I'm just vintage."
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1. I'm a walking disaster.2. I have two left feet.3. I couldn't walk and chew gum at the same time.4. I'm a magnet for accidents.5. I'm accident-prone.6. I'm a klutz.7. I'm always tripping over my own feet.8. I have a talent for finding trouble.9. I'm a bull in a china shop.10. I'
1. Cut to the chase.2. Get straight to the point.3. Don't beat around the bush.4. Let's not mince words.5. Get down to brass tacks.6. Don't drag it out.7. No need for preamble.8. Keep it concise.9. Spare me the details.10. Bottom line it for me.
1. In the darkness, we find our true selves.2. Even the brightest light casts a shadow.3. The beauty of the night is in its mystery.4. Darkness is not always evil, sometimes it is just misunderstood.5. In the shadows, secrets are kept and truths are revealed.6. The night whispers secrets
Here are some fair dinkum Australian sayings for you:1. Fair dinkum mate, she'll be right! - Everything will be okay.2. He's a fair dinkum Aussie bloke. - He's a genuine Australian guy.3. I'm as dry as a dead dingo's donger. - I'm really thirsty.4. She's got a few roos loose in the top paddoc
1. All I want is you, now and forever.2. You are all I want, all I need, all I love.3. In a world full of options, all I want is you.4. You are my everything, all I want and more.5. All I want is to be with you, to love you, to cherish you.6. You are the one I want by my side, always and
1. Charity starts at home.2. The spirit of charity begins at home.3. The practice of charity begins at home.4. Kindness begins at home.5. Generosity starts at home.6. Compassion begins at home.7. Altruism starts at home.8. The foundation of charity is at home.9. The roots of charity
1. Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely.2. With great power comes great responsibility.3. Power is like being a lady... if you have to tell people you are, you aren't.4. Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.5. The measure of a man is what he does with
1. Those were the days.2. I miss the good old times.3. Reminiscing about the past.4. Memories that warm the heart.5. The sweet ache of nostalgia.6. Longing for days gone by.7. A trip down memory lane.8. The bittersweet feeling of nostalgia.9. Cherishing the memories of yesteryears.
1. Actions speak louder than words.2. A penny saved is a penny earned.3. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.4. All good things must come to an end.5. Better late than never.6. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.7. The early bird catches the worm.8. When in Rome, do as the
1. Amor vincit omnia - Love conquers all2. Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori - It is sweet and fitting to die for one's country3. In vino veritas - In wine, there is truth4. Mens sana in corpore sano - A healthy mind in a healthy body5. Carpe diem - Seize the day6. Veni, vidi, vici -