28 humorous quilting quotes and sayings

1. "I quilt because punching people is frowned upon."

2. "Quilting: because therapy is expensive."

3. "I'm not just a quilter, I'm a fabric therapist."

4. "Quilting: where stress is sewn away."

5. "I quilt, therefore I am sane."

6. "Quilting: the art of cutting fabric into pieces and then sewing it back together... because I have nothing better to do."

7. "Quilting: because who needs a social life when you have a sewing machine?"

8. "I'm not addicted to quilting, I can stop as soon as I finish this one... and the next one... and the one after that."

9. "Quilting: where cutting corners is a good thing."

10. "Quilting is my superpower, what's yours?"

11. "I quilt, therefore I am covered in thread."

12. "Quilting: where every piece has a story to tell, usually about how many mistakes I made."

13. "I'm not messy, I'm just creatively disorganized... thanks to quilting."

14. "Quilting: where every stitch is a step towards sanity."

15. "Quilting: because who needs a gym when you can lift bolts of fabric?"

16. "I quilt, therefore I hoard fabric."

17. "Quilting: where every mistake is just a design opportunity."

18. "Quilting: the only time it's acceptable to have a stash of fabric bigger than your wardrobe."

19. "I quilt because I can't come up with a good reason not to."

20. "Quilting: where the only drama is choosing the right fabric."

21. "I quilt, therefore I have a lot of UFOs (UnFinished Objects)."

22. "Quilting: where measuring twice and cutting once is just a suggestion."

23. "Quilting: where perfection is overrated, but seam ripping is not."

24. "I quilt because my fabric stash won't sew itself."

25. "Quilting: where every project starts with good intentions and ends with a trip to the fabric store."

26. "I'm not a hoarder, I'm a quilter with a well-stocked fabric collection."

27. "Quilting: where the only time I'm not thinking about quilting is when I'm sleeping."

28. "I quilt because I can't afford therapy, but I can afford fabric."

Above is 28 humorous quilting quotes and sayings.

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