50 black country sayings
1. "As useless as a screen door on a submarine."
2. "Busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
3. "Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra."
4. "Dumber than a box of rocks."
5. "Eatin' high on the hog."
6. "Fixin' to get ready."
7. "Happier than a tornado in a trailer park."
8. "I'm so hungry I could eat the north end of a southbound mule."
9. "Like a duck on a June bug."
10. "Madder than a wet hen."
11. "Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs."
12. "Prettier than a speckled pup."
13. "Quicker than a hiccup."
14. "Rode hard and put up wet."
15. "Slicker than snot on a doorknob."
16. "Tighter than bark on a tree."
17. "Uglier than homemade sin."
18. "Wilder than a buckin' bronco."
19. "X-tra country."
20. "Yankee as cornbread."
21. "Zealous as a preacher on Sunday."
22. "All hat and no cattle."
23. "Bless your heart."
24. "Cotton-pickin' crazy."
25. "Dang it to tarnation."
26. "Easier said than done."
27. "Faster than a jackrabbit on a hot skillet."
28. "Gone as a goose in winter."
29. "Hotter than a two-dollar pistol."
30. "In high cotton."
31. "Jest a hop, skip, and a jump away."
32. "Knee-high to a grasshopper."
33. "Lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut."
34. "Mighty fine as frog hair split four ways."
35. "Nuttier than a fruitcake."
36. "Out in the boondocks."
37. "Pig in a poke."
38. "Quiet as a church mouse."
39. "Rougher than a cob."
40. "Sweatin' like a sinner in church."
41. "Tougher than a two-dollar steak."
42. "Up a creek without a paddle."
43. "Varmint."
44. "Wishin' and hopin'."
45. "X marks the spot."
46. "Yonder."
47. "Zonked out."
48. "Ain't got the sense God gave a goose."
49. "Barking up the wrong tree."
50. "Crazy as a loon."
Above is 50 black country sayings.